> be Elon
> co-found OpenAI “for humanity”
> watch Altman flip it into Microsoft’s lootbox
> quietly.exe
> launch xAI, poach the best GPU whisperers from DeepMind, OpenAI, Anthropic
> raise $5B faster than a Dogecoin pump
> find abandoned Electrolux factory in Memphis… pic.twitter.com/VoYVXb3Wy1— Zephyr (zephyr_z9) September 14, 2025 https://x.com/zephyr_z9/st...